I realize I’m treading on a touchy subject, but for those of you with children, I’m sure you will understand.
Its about that pivotal moment after you’ve finished doing your business in the bathroom. You glance over with hardly a thought at the roll of toilet paper hanging there looking like a bureacrat that realizes you have no choice but to take what is given to you. It looks at you in disgust, “take it, I said take it!!”
You hang your head in shame, as you go to angrily yank a sheet when your eyes notice a colorful red container with the words, “Huggies Clean Team.” Like a super hero to the rescue, the Huggies clean team is there to save you. At first, you smile and think of your kid. You think of the joy its brought your child followed by the pain and suffering you’ve experienced with paper rolls. And then it happens.
You pick up the box and notice the colorful letters painted on it,”m” for “molly cleans up and “d” for daphne’s deep sea adventure. You look around to see if anyone is looking, as if anyone would….and then you slowly press the red button and up pops a wet one. Its that easy. There it is, like ecstacy for your bottom. You say,”f*#kit.”Within minutes, you wonder to yourself, why have I suffered with paper rolls for so long. So you kick back, light up a cigarette and download stories from huggiescleanteam.com.