Recently I wrote about our visit to the emergency room. I wrote about going because my son, J decided to put a foam checker up his nose. As I write, I am grateful he chose that orifice over other options available to him. After writing it, I realized that when you share an emergency room story, most parents have one of their own. So I thought I’d put a “shout out” to any parents who wish to share an E. R. tale. If I don’t hear from anyone, I’ll just assume J’s emergency room story was more interesting than anything you might have experienced as a parent and I’ll understand.